Wednesday, December 22, 2010

First job

I need to first apologize in advance. This will be an abbreviated post, since I just found out that I only have 7.5 hours until I leave for my next job, which means i will have had less than 36 hours from the end of one job to the start of another. Time certainly flies. It also means I will once again have no internet out on the rig and this job will probably last for at least a week and likely closer to 2, meaning another post is highly unlikely

Life has certainly been exciting though. I finally got to go to my first job. The way SLB works is our clients request services for their oilfield and then we drive out to their rig and perform the services. So far, I've only been at our base, cleaning and learning about the tools. Now, I now finally got to see everything in action.

I decided it's probably easier if I just let the captions to the pictures do the story-telling. And I'm running short on time and still need to re-pack and all that.

The start of my drive from the airport to the rig. Literally the only thing we saw was a pipeline

Your thoughts on being 20km from Iraq?

Yup, pretty much nothingness

The Rig!!

The accomodations. I got my own room.

Rig at night. PS, it gets unnecessarily cold at night in the desert

View from the rig. Serious desert.

These containers were the accomodations

No toilet seat...

To Mike Lazzara: this might've been the best gift ever. I worked night shift on the rig and the guys I worked with fell in love with this flashlight. They were absolutely mesmerized and hadn't seen anything like it!

Getting ready for the 1200km drive back to Al Khobar

I really am impressed with the beauty of alot of the mosques.

First sit-on-the-ground meal in Saudi

Genie in a bottle?

Just like Argentina: stray dogs everywhere. Somewhere Bob Barker is bawling his eyes out.

Camel herders were all over the highways. Apparently roughly 3 camels are worth 1 automobile.

Camping season

I couldn't tell if people were camping there or actually lived there

Don't think they have those in the US


Like I said, sorry for the brief post, but Merry Christmas everybody!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Settling In

Now that i'm into my third week in Saudi, I've started to settle into the job, which is nice. I think any culture shock has definitely worn off, since I'm pretty much used to just not seeing women's faces and being sober for weeks on end.  My days start early, usually about 5:30am, where a cold shower is followed by reading the news and eating saudi fruit loops (not nearly as good as the american ones, but better than sand). We get picked up at the housing complex and get to the base by 7, where we are greeted daily by the Saudi military guards, who thoroughly inspect the car. Apparently about 6 years ago, some terrorists attacked a building that SLB people worked in. Since then, security's been way more strict. Don't worry everybody, I haven't felt unsafe yet!

We have a meeting every morning and then it's basically me working in the yard with the operators, in what is essentially a glorified construction worker's role. Doing lifting, cleaning, hammering, fixing, and generally getting involved with all the tools I will be using out in the field. The guys I've been working with are pretty cool and try to be helpful when I ask them questions. They also come from all over. Lots of Saudi's, Egyptians, Syrians and Filipinos, a few Pakistanis, Tunisians and Yemenis, a Canadian, and a couple of people from Russia, Argentina, Sudan, China, Malaysia, and Bahrain. Pretty diverse crew overall. Some days I get stuck behind a computer, which generally sucks because I could be doing that back in the states. It doesn't suck, however, when there's a huge sandstorm outside, such as yesterday when I had my first experience with such a phenomenon. Even though my total time outside was probably no more than 15 minutes, I still managed to get covered with sand and get tremendously chapped lips.

Every day I grab lunch, which usually involves inhaling multiple PB&J's that I packed, and then back to the yard again until about 5, when the van takes us back to the complex. Then it's cooking dinner for myself and doing more online training. The training is actually quite interesting, since just yesterday, I finally learned how a combustion engine works (so much for having an ENGINEering degree). There's a comical amount to learn, so every night I need to study. Just because college is done doesn't mean school's done.

I also found out I'll be going out to jobs soon, which is where the real fun starts. Unfortunately, I still have to wait for an ID from Saudi Aramco, the massive national oil company of the Kingdom that also produces about 75% of the country's revenue. The more exposure I get to the tools and the more confidence people have in me, the more jobs I will see, which can only help.

I also got to participate in some pretty cool training the last 2 Saturdays. First was H2S training. For those of you who don't know, H2S (or hydrogen sulfide) is a gas that is sometimes released from oil wells, especially in the Middle East, and can be deadly at certain concentrations. I learned basically how to operate gas masks, and the masks and tanks that firefighters take into burning buildings. This past Saturday, I did Offshore Survival, the bulk of which involved what to do if your helicopter crashes, along with sea survival. Helicopter is the only way to get to most offshore rigs, so I learned how to survive if our chopper goes down. This was actually pretty awesome. After lectures, they took us to this big indoor pool where they had a helicopter shell (roughly the size of our den, see pic below) attached to a cable.
basically what our 'helicopter' looked like
We climbed into the shell, strapped in, and they proceeded to submerge the tank completely! Count to seven, unbuckle, punch out the window, and get to the surface. Sounds easy, right? Well it gets more difficult when they not only submerge you, but spin the shell completely upside down to simulate capsizing. This was certainly more challenging because you get a lot of water in your nose while upside-down, and you basically have no idea whats going on until you hit the surface off the water and inflate the life jacket. Either way, it was cool, and since I'm not the world's greatest swimmer, I know I can at least probably get out alive.

I've had some interesting conversations the last couple weeks too including hearing the Pakistani viewpoint of Wikileaks, learning every possible way to handle the Saudi toilet situation, and giving a facebook tutorial for one of my Omani friends and trying to explain why he shouldn't put 'Interested in' both Men and Women, even though he put Looking For both 'Friendship' and 'A Relationship.' I guess in the Middle East, some things are just assumed.

Ok, here's a couple pictures of life since my last post. Enjoy!

the cowboy safety shoes might look sweet, but trust me, they're not

Kotwick and the Omani bros experiencing some Arabic pizza (ps. delicious)

BBQ for the dudes at our compound

Thank God the customs dude didn't confiscate my A-1 sauce

apparently they're more comfortable than jeans

(sober) gazebo party

Great view, eh buddy?

Trainees...

view outside the housing

Who can read arabic?......It's Krispy Kreme!

Giant shopping cart outside the Hyperpanda, the Saudi equivalent of Wal-Mart

facial hair after 1 week

Facial hair after 2 weeks. yikes
sandstorm

Look like fog? Nope, it's all sand

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Random thoughts

Here's some random thoughts after my first week in the Kingdom:

Saudi's apparently don't really know how to use a toilet. They use the butt-hose and their left hand, splash water everywhere, and that's about it. I, however, use too much toilet paper and have yet to try the hose.

A man's wife is not allowed to show her face, but for him to have 3 wives is perfectly acceptable. Bro or not bro?

I'm not gonna say the locals are lazy, but  yesterday our driver decided just to 'hang out' at the base for an hour as we sat and waited for him to take us home. He then proceeded to drive us to a hotel pharmacy, leave the car on and driver's door open, and then buy prescription drugs for his wife. He was definitely concerned about getting us home.

Public 'dating,' as we know it in the US, doesn't happen, since marrying your cousins is quite normal

Not everyone prays during prayer time, but they all catch up later in the day or at the earliest convenience

Since the odds of me seeing any females in the next month are quite slim, I fully intend on experimenting with some hideous facial hair trials as well as minimal showers

The whole country is gonna be really fat in a couple years (as am I)

I like the operators/guys I work with more everyday

Thank God I had Kotwick here these 2 weeks to share in the experience, as well as Abbas and Khalid to teach me more about Islam and Middle Eastern culture

There's also sweet American guy here who's been here for almost 3 years and lives in my compound. He drove Kotwick and I around town, showed us the ropes, and introduced us to some of the guys around the base

I have no idea what I will do with my free time here in Saudi (if and when I ever have 'free time')

Khalid showed me some pretty sweet Arabic rap, but unfortunately dancing is viewed negatively. I was bobbing my head to the car radio and Abbas warned me to keep still since there were police 2 cars over

This is an idea of the internet filters here in Saudi:



I need to learn how to cook

A good and very intelligent friend of mine unfortunately failed the operational school (which I will hopefully go to in March), so the road appears even tougher now

I should get a lot of chances to go offshore, which I foresee as being awesome

I've seen approximately 0.5 clouds this week and I'm beginning to dread the summer months even more, since I've heard they can be quite tough on foreigners

I'll post some more pics soon enough...

Ma'salaama  (goodbye)